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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Malaysia's First Astronaut by Ah Lien

Today Ah Beng's World is honoured to have a guest writer on the blog. Ah Lien writes her heart out about Malaysia's very own first Austronaut who blasted off into space today:

Hello Ebrybody! My niam is Ah Lien. I tankyu to Ah Beng for letting me write a few words in this blog.
I'm very excited & proud & excited that our first Malaysian astronaut is blasting off to space today.
This is the austronaut. I'm very excited by him because he's so hensom.

I like to look at the rocket oso.

Very strong rocket. Blastoff got so many many power. So exciting me. Teeheehee.

This is the Rocket station. I think downstairs got very big hole because the rocket blast very powderful.

This is the Rocket being carried to the station. I think they use LRT like KL one.

Wah! So proud got Malaysian flag frying up there. Umm, which one is Malaysian? The two flags on the right look the same. Teeheehee.

Uncle say cannot simply touch other people's rocket. Yeeee! So Ham Sap!

My mother & grandmother also like the astronaut very much. They say he's very tall & hensom.

Everyday I go to his blog here to see his photo.

He's so hensom. He's oso a part-time model. Doctor some more. My mother say very suitable for me. She say if can hook him, it's like striking Toto Jackpot! And when he comes back sure become Datuk one.

The other austronaut oso ok. Can pass lah.

But my grandmother say he's a bit short. I oredi short, must find someone taller, so that all my children will be tall tall next time.

On his blog, the hensom astronaut says he'll be bringing a lot of Malaysian food to share with all the western space peoples inside the rocket:

Got Bryani Chicken.
Got Satay Ayam.
Got Rendang Tok.
Got Sliced dried Mango.
Got Banana rolls. I oso like the banana.
Got Tempe.
Got Ginger Jelly.
Got Roselle Granola Bar.
Got Kuih Raya Bangkit.

I'm very happys he like food. Because all this I oso can cook Teeheehee.

People say the government wasted a lot of money on this project. And they say the teh tarik & roti chanai experiments are stiupik. But I don't care. He can tarik my teh & spin my roti anytime! Teeheehee.

I think the government oso worried that the peoples are not very happy with this project. Actually that's not true. The peoples have always been very supportive to the rocket.

Malaysia Boleh!

I oso want to remind the astronaut to bring camera to take many many pictures. Must oso remember to drink many waters so that won't get dehydrated. My grandmother say when sleeping must cover up bellybutton, otherwise got wind come in. Must bring Vicks oso if got blocked nose.

I'm so happy & excited & happy! All my sister friends coming over tonite (Ah Hua & HungHung) to watch the cowdown & blastoff on Astro channel fai egg egg (588).

May the rocket soot high high!

Ah Lien
Tankyu for readings!

Britain Really Got Talent

The greatest talents came from Britain.

The Master of the Universe: Stephen Hawkings

The Lord of Literature: William Shakespeare

The Embarassment to Britain: Mr Bean

and now 6-year old toothless Connie Talbot on Britain's Got Talent.

She really makes the American Idol contestants sound like chickens laying eggs.

My friend Ah Seng, after watching this, said HE wants to get pregnant and start having children.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

The Next Shining Star: Paul Potts

For every few decades, there exists a shining star who will carry all our hopes, emotions and dreams on its shoulders. And from there, it will soar and bring us to new heights we have never experienced before.

Pavarotti was one.

And he has passed on.

And now, a new star is already here to fill that void. His name is Paul Potts, a humble mobile phone salesman from Britain. Here he is singing Nessun Dorma on his first audition in Britain Got Talent.

Whadeh! So Power Emotion! Ah Khiong, my car mechanic dropped his spanner when he heard it. I think even Arnold Schwarzeneggar will cry like a little girl.

His debut album One Chance came out in July and soot up to number one on the first day of its release.

The photo so hensom. I think that's the only camera angle that can sell the album.

A true inspiration. A true talent. Ah Khiong already lining up to buy the album at Kenyalang Park CD shop. He has decided to pursue his dreams to become a Hokkien singer.

Special thanks to my cousin Mark for alerting me about this!

Speed Painting

There's this thing called Speed Painting. It was popularised by a guy called Nico di Mattia.

What he does is he makes a compressed video of his painting process and pumps it up with some cool music. So he makes it look like he's painting at 100km an hour. It's amazing to watch!

Holy Sheeeeet! If we can do what he can do, we would have stopped a quarter of the way, and sell the painting already! But this Energizer Bunny goes on and on and on!

But of course, he's a pro lah. How to compare? You can see more of his work here.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

The Evolution of Dance

Ah Beng's World of entertainment brings you another wholesome entertainment for your viewing pleasure!

The Evolution of Dance is the:
#1 Most Viewed All Time Video on viewing
#1 Top Rated Video on
#3 Most Discussed Video on

Do you think he's sexy ladies? Want to book him for your party? Go here.

Star Wars Kid

The internet is an amazing place. It is like a huge recycling machine. You can throw any garbage into it, and it will regurgitate it into another form of more entertaining garbage. And by then millions of people would have seen it.

For example, try throwing something boring like this video clip in:

I fell asleep when I was watching this. Until today I still couldn't understand why this clip became so popular.

But then, it came back out as a crazy clip like this:

Ngai Teeee!!! Cool effects dude!

What happened to this jedi kid? Read here.