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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Evolution of Man

For many millions of years since the dawn of man, men looked like this.


In terms of physical appearance, they did not evolved far from the primate species.




But today, they have come a long way. Many things have changed, & now they have a very different outlook.
In this day & age, it's quite common for the typical male to go for facials, pedicure, hair removal, eyebrow defining & body toning. This is the day & age of the Metrosexual male, or otherwise known as ... girly boys.

In the never ending quest for a beautiful body, men have pursued the unattainable perfection - the elusive six pack.
Jack Black tried.


So did this poor guy. Little did he know that grocery shopping is not macho.


Throughout the centuries, this icon of manhood has been etched deeply into the armour of the Roman gods & warriors.

Women dream of having this, not on themselves, but on their men that is.


But we men have another preoccupation, with another kind of six pack.

All true men, dream of this. This is beauty & perfection, with a bit of kua chee & football on TV. Much more easily attainable, this type of six pack is available at all 7-Eleven stores, 24-7.


But in the end, no matter how much facials, or eyebrow plucking, or hair removals, man will always return to their pre-destined bodies.

2 comments:

Abdullah said...

Where on earth did u get my picture??? (the bald yellow guy at the bottom)
Hahahahahaha!!!

Cool entry man...

Greg Wee said...

Doh! Please don't sue me!

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