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Saturday, August 9, 2008

What Are You Doing Here?!

I wonder who's reading this post now? Nobody, should be reading this now. That includes you.

I bet no one's online now. If you are, then you shouldn't be.

What you should be doing is watching the Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony right now!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Evolution of Man

For many millions of years since the dawn of man, men looked like this.

In terms of physical appearance, they did not evolved far from the primate species.

But today, they have come a long way. Many things have changed, & now they have a very different outlook.
In this day & age, it's quite common for the typical male to go for facials, pedicure, hair removal, eyebrow defining & body toning. This is the day & age of the Metrosexual male, or otherwise known as ... girly boys.

In the never ending quest for a beautiful body, men have pursued the unattainable perfection - the elusive six pack.
Jack Black tried.

So did this poor guy. Little did he know that grocery shopping is not macho.

Throughout the centuries, this icon of manhood has been etched deeply into the armour of the Roman gods & warriors.

Women dream of having this, not on themselves, but on their men that is.

But we men have another preoccupation, with another kind of six pack.

All true men, dream of this. This is beauty & perfection, with a bit of kua chee & football on TV. Much more easily attainable, this type of six pack is available at all 7-Eleven stores, 24-7.

But in the end, no matter how much facials, or eyebrow plucking, or hair removals, man will always return to their pre-destined bodies.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Ah Beng Play Play in Britain

Sorry, I ... couldn't... resist... doing... this.

I don't know if you know, but the red telephone booth is one of the most easily recognisable British national symbol & popular icon in the world.

This red sanctuary my friend, is where Superman always changed into his underwear.

So since Metropolis doesn't exist, the London red telephone booths were good enough for me. It was as close to Superman as I could get - sort of like can dip a bit of his soya sauce also good enough.