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Saturday, September 6, 2008

There is Salvation for Men!

Men of all creed & breed, all shapes & sizes, all hair & no hair, there is hope for us all.








Don't Mess With Me!

I'm stressed but this post has got nothing to do with anything.

I did this with a blue non-permanent marker on whiteboard in about 5 mins in class.

I would like to think that it impressed the students cos they kept saying OMG, OMG, OMG as I kept drawing. Their eyes were like almost popping out, & their mouths were wide open in awe. Flies just flew in & out of them like nobody's business.

But more likely, they were just horrified by the level of violence, coming from their mild-mannered teacher. They will never look at the world in the same way again.

Friday, September 5, 2008

UNIQLOCK

This is about the most useless, time-wasting & senseless thing that you can put on your blog site. Thanks to Akatsukiotoko, I'm now hooked onto it.


It's basically a clock with dancing girls plus music. If you log onto their website here, you can actually do a quick setup & copy-paste the coding onto your blog.




Do not ask me what this is for. I am as puzzled as you are.





Well, it's pretty obvious that it's there to tell the time.




Other than that, the dancing girls are a mystery.




Maybe they're there to make sure that you keep watching the clock tick.




It worked for me.


This is senseless entertainment at its best. You can spend hours (pun intended) just staring at the clock, & the dancers, cos you never know what might come out next.

Blue dustballs actually came out of the elevator. Don't look at me.


It's scenes like this that makes you wonder what's coming up next.


And if you wait long enough, the dancing girls will surely appear without fail & do their thing.



Oh look! It's bird bird flying flying.


And love hearts! Awwwww....


Uhh, ok. This one's a bit scary. You don't want to see this in the middle of the night.

I have to salute the Japanese. They're good. They've got my respect for creating something with no intrinsic value but utterly addictive. That's what you call real art.


Try it. It's fun & it's better than watching TV.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

UMNO Fried Chicken

Sorry I got the two piece of news mixed up.


This one was on the front page of almost all the major newspapers in town.


But I was distracted by this instead.

It's about time KFC came up with something new cos it's spicy chicken is getting very bland & tasteless.

I was all excited for this new herby recipe, but at the same time, a bit apprehensive.

I've had my share of bad chicken at KFC. Sometimes certain outlets keep their unsold chicken in their ovens to keep warm instead of frying new ones when you order. And obviously that tastes bad cos the skin is already soggy & the meat has dried & hardened.

But I'm glad, I got the new ones. It's a good combination between spicy & herby.

I have been turned off by KFC for a long time. But this has turned me on again.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Lost in Translation

I've always thought that names like Lulu, Mimi & Fifi belong to foot reflexology girls from China like these.


Or to fashion poodles.


But this is something new.

Hmm. I'm thinking it's either the people at Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka are working too hard,

Or that the people at the bank are getting too creative with the language.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Demistifying Mr. Bean's Daughter

This is Gemma Atkinson, one of the top British lingerie model, actress, soon-to-be singer, & ta pau everything girl.

Well, the news is that she is the daughter of Mr. Bean. I know, I was celebrating merdeka with durians when I heard this, & I nearly chocked myself.

I mean look at Mr. Bean.

I'm sure you'd agree with me hands down that he is one of the most funniest, creative & ridiculous entertainer of this era, but those qualities don't necessarily have to correspond with good looks, & in his case, it didn't. At all.

I mean we're talking about a guy who has the tendency to look like this.

And worst still, God forbids, like this.

And his daughter actually looks like this??!!

Yeah, I know. I find it very hard to believe. Very hard. Pigs can fly & the sky will drop on our heads.

When I heard the news, two things immediately came to my mind:
1) She must have been adopted
2) Rowan Atkinson's wife must have had really strong & beautiful genes, & that somehow cancelled off Mr. Bean's.

I thought, poor Gemma. It must have been hard growing up. And that would have been really psychologically damaging for her.

But it was after all still very hard to swallow. So I went & did a bit of research, & it turns out that I didn't have to swallow nothing at all.

This is Lily Atkinson, the REAL daughter.

My two points still stand.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Ah Beng Celebrates Merdeka

When Badawi announced the new budget, it was big news. Everyone was talking about it.

But this entry has got nothing to do with that. Some things are more important than the national budget...

The Merdeka celebration has been extremely quiet. The national flag has not been selling very well. And nobody seemed to be watching the national parade, even if it was on TV.

In light of this uneventful day, I decided to do something patriotic as a celebration of some sort. And the most patriotic thing that I could think of was this.

I don't know about you but I've always somehow equated patriotism with durians.

A friend Alex gave these 2 monsters to us on Friday night. I think they must have come from his family's orchard, which meant really high quality stuff.

Yeah Baby.
I know that's not much of an intelligent comment, but you get my drift.

This was definitely good stuff of the highest breed. I mean just look at this - 10 compartments, & they were all full. Well, they were full a minute ago.

This particular compartment was just bursting like Ting Pek Khing's bank account.

I can almost eat this picture now, again.

This, my friend, is what you call a celebration.

This was about the junkiest food I've ever taken for lunch. Any more junkier than that & I'd be eating pure MSG.

And it made me a really happy man. AHHH, It's gonna be a long weekend.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Rocket News

I know this title may cause serious concerns but relax, take it easy, Malaysia is not going to send another space tourist up to space & burn millions of ringgit for nothing again. At least for now. Not when Anwar & the opposition comprise 1/3 of parliment. We're safe for now.

On the contrary, I'm writing about the other rocket.

I bought this paper this morning. I was having my laksa & Teh-C-Peng Special at Fat Cat when this guy popped out of nowhere & started selling The Rocket. Naturally, people were interested & they started buying. I mean, how often do you get to read REAL news on printed paper?

As usual, there seems to be picketing everywhere. And more usual, the government doesn't seem to be listening.

After all that hardwork shouting & screaming, the petrol price was reduced by just a measely 15 sen. Truly Temberang!

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