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Friday, December 12, 2008

Toothpaste Terror

Remember the post about how my wife has an uncontrollable tendency to abuse toothpaste tubes? Well, I stepped into my bathroom the other day, & I saw something far worse.

No, it wasn't what's unflushed in the toilet bowl.

It was a crime so violent that I couldn't describe it in words.

Decapitated tube in red special effect hues, with
Psycho shower scene's shrieking violins.

I thought the toothpaste guard was working fine, & it really was. But the last thing that I'd expect is for my wife to decapitate it. I hope there's no hidden meaning in this.